Tulane, PETA, and the monkey cover-up story that rocked America
Last night was absolute chaos at TLL HQ. Shortly after I, Ryan Conway, Arbiter of Truth and Justice, published a post on an alleged diseased-ridden…
WATCH: In shocking news to absolutely no one, Michael Jordan isn’t a fan load management
In shocking news to absolutely no one, Michael Jordan isn’t a fan of the current state of the NBA and more specifically, the idea of…
Disease-carrying monkey on the loose in Mississippi after semi-truck crash
A truck hauling a load of Rhesus monkeys crashed Tuesday morning on I-59 in Mississippi. According to the sheriff’s office, the truck was carrying monkeys…
Meet NEO, the $20,000 dusting robot that can’t go outside
Apparently, the future is here and it’s boring as hell. Meet NEO, a “helpful household companion” that can clean, dust, and “assist” with daily chores…
Lexie Hull says the quiet part out loud: Everyone’s jealous of Caitlin Clark and the Fever
No team in the WNBA moves the needle like Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever. They’ve got the fans, the spotlight, and let’s be honest,…
The latest news drop on Victor Wembanyama is exactly what the NBA was missing last season
I’ll be honest. I went into this season hesitant. Last year’s NBA product? Borderline unwatchable. Between load management, fake rivalries, and everyone acting like they’re…
Wild: Carson Wentz played quarterback for the Vikings with a dislocated shoulder that tore his labrum and fractured the socket for nearly 3 games
Carson Wentz’s 2025 season is officially over. The Vikings quarterback is expected to undergo surgery on his left shoulder and will miss the remainder of…
Freddie Freeman walks it off in the 18th inning, Dodgers win an all-time World Series classic
Six hours and 39 minutes after the first pitch, Freddie Freeman finally put everyone out of their misery. The Dodgers first baseman ended one of…
WATCH: Referee heroically shields Patrick Mahomes, throws instant roughing the passer flag
Eagles fans have been getting hit with NFL favoritism allegations a lot this season, but we must not forget Patrick Mahomes' stranglehold over NFL officiating…
Ohio lawmakers propose bill to stop humans from marrying AI chatbots, which apparently is something that we have to worry about in 2025
As I'm sure most of you have figured out already, at some point, society took a wrong turn. Ohio lawmakers just introduced a bill to…