Kim Kardashian says the moon landing is fake, and I’m inclined to believe her
Soon-to-be lawyer Kim Kardashian is skeptical about the legitimacy of the moon landing. She's certainly not the first to express this sentiment, but she likely…
YouTube TV fails to reach agreement with ESPN, screwing over millions of American Patriots who just want to spend their weekends watching sports
YouTube TV just ruined everyone’s weekend. Because when two billion-dollar corporations lock horns, who suffers? Not Disney. Not Google. Certainly not whatever executive is currently…
Disney uses Scott Van Pelt to drag paying customers into it’s streaming war against YouTubeTV
Fuck YouTubeTV. Nothing grinds my gears quite like this pathetic trend of streaming companies dragging their paying customers into contract fights. Unfortunately, it continues to…
LaMar Cook, a Springfield-based aide to Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey got busted trying to ship with 18 pounds of cocaine to the downtown state building where he worked
The audacity. LaMar Cook, a Springfield-based aide to Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey has been arrested after allegedly attempting to turn his government office into a…
Missouri State and JMU go viral for their stadium’s field view urinals for the boys
Missouri State and JMU are making waves in the national media, but not for the reason you might think. Have you ever wondered why, throughout…
Day 3: Nothing about the escaped monkeys in Mississippi makes sense anymore
Man, I honestly can’t believe that this is now Day 3 of the monkey conspiracy unfolding down in the great state of Mississippi. It's been a…
Tulane, PETA, and the monkey cover-up story that rocked America
Last night was absolute chaos at TLL HQ. Shortly after I, Ryan Conway, Arbiter of Truth and Justice, published a post on an alleged diseased-ridden…
WATCH: In shocking news to absolutely no one, Michael Jordan isn’t a fan load management
In shocking news to absolutely no one, Michael Jordan isn’t a fan of the current state of the NBA and more specifically, the idea of…
Disease-carrying monkey on the loose in Mississippi after semi-truck crash
A truck hauling a load of Rhesus monkeys crashed Tuesday morning on I-59 in Mississippi. According to the sheriff’s office, the truck was carrying monkeys…
Meet NEO, the $20,000 dusting robot that can’t go outside
Apparently, the future is here and it’s boring as hell. Meet NEO, a “helpful household companion” that can clean, dust, and “assist” with daily chores…