Elmo’s gone rogue — and maybe that’s exactly what we need
Elmo logged on Sunday and chose chaos. The red, furry face of childhood innocence got hijacked in spectacular fashion when his official X account was…
Dan Bongino’s meltdown over the Epstein Files proves the system isn’t just broken — it’s laughing at us
There’s trouble brewing in the land of “law and order.” Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino is reportedly so furious with how the Justice Department has…
Indiana Fever president gets cooked over strange Caitlin Clark comments — deletes X account in shame
The Indiana Fever front office continues to trip over itself trying to not capitalize on having the most important athlete in women’s basketball history, Caitlin…
America is finally fighting back against aisle rushers on airplanes and it’s absolutely beautiful
Folks, it’s happening. The skies are healing. Aisle Rusher justice is being served. People are finally standing up to the unchecked tyranny that has plagued…
Western Conference team reportedly interested in throwing Ben Simmons a life vest — for better or worse
Ben Simmons might be getting a life vest and it’s reportedly floating around the most ironic place possible (outside of Philly) in the Golden State…
WATCH: Mr Met wipes out, falls off stage at Lumineers concert
Mr Met might be the worst mascot in all of professional sports. He’s literally just a baseball with arms. It’s lazy. It’s dumb. So whatever…
“Who Is Caitlin Clark?” — Jeopardy fail goes viral for all the right reasons
Caitlin Clark is officially a household name. And if you needed more proof, look no further than this viral moment from Jeopardy! — the game…
Commanders throwback jerseys completely miss the mark — no logo, no legacy
The Commanders dropped their big alternate uniform reveal this week, and if you’ve got a soft spot for Washington’s glory days, they want you to…
There was a brawl at Knott’s Soak City Waterpark in California over the weekend
Ah...yes, waterparks. Where the scum of the earth gather in overly treated, chemical pools of water and dispose of their own waste, while apparently wearing…
America’s Moral Compass is officially in the Gutter: 1,113 Men, Lily Phillips, and Zero Self-Respect
We are so cooked as a nation. While you were out celebrating your 4th of July with a grill, a beer, and a faint sense…