The one reason the Eagles will dominate the run game without Miles Sanders
The Eagles have ripped off a 6-2 record after starting the season 2-5. The secret to the team's success in the back half of the…
Kensington building of ‘Rocky’ fame set to be renovated, a rare piece of positive development
Developers are set to renovate the Kensington building home to Mighty Mick's Gym in the 'Rocky' and 'Creed' films over the coming months, per Philly…
Washington Football Team bring their own benches to Philly, copy the Cowboys
I genuinely despise every team in the NFC East, and Washington Football Team is no exception. Along with having the worst name in pro sports,…
76ers co-owner David Blitzer purchases another underperforming sports team in the Cleveland Guardians
Part-owner of the 76ers and New Jersey Devils David Blitzer reportedly acquired a 35% stake in the Cleveland Guardians. The move will give Blitzer ownership…
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot is exactly what society doesn’t need right now
Another day, another reboot. Recent cultural lightning rod Will Smith has teamed up with West Philly guy Jabari Banks to reboot "The Fresh Prince." Entitled…
4th grade nerds in New Jersey can solve a Rubik’s cube, except for one brave hero
In the most underwhelming piece of news I've seen in a while, nearly 100% of 4th graders at a New Jersey school can solve a…
Philadelphia Cream Cheese will pay customers $20 to not buy their product due to supply chain issues
Philadelphia Cream Cheese has announced it will be paying thousands of lucky customers $20 to… not(?) buy their product. Don't believe me? Go ahead and…
Thieves across Philadelphia have a new target: USPS boxes
In one of the more random pieces of news this week, it seems Philadelphia's petty criminals have found a new source of income: stealing checks…
Guy sitting courtside at Sixers-Heat in “Vaccinated and Ready to Commit Tax Fraud” shirt sets the tone for 2022
An absolute legend was spotted sitting court side at Sixers vs. Heat last night. My immediate thoughts: I fucking love this guy. Shunning the societal…
Snowballs at Santa Claus: adding context to history 53 years later
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again. December 15th marked the fateful day that Eagles fans threw snowballs at Santa Claus, altering…