Joel Embiid robbed of MVP by corrupt NBA Deep State
We all knew it was coming, but seeing Joel Embiid robbed of the MVP still hurt. What should have been a day of rejoicing, but…
Joel Embiid is Back: First look at the masked ‘Phantom of the Process’
Nobody cared who Joel Embiid was until he put on the mask. Well, considering he was an MVP finalist and NBA scoring champion, that may…
James Harden to opt-in to massive player option for 2022-23
James Harden is expected to exercise his $47.4 million player option for the 2022-23 season, per ESPN. According to the report, he will negotiate a…
Former 76er Ben Simmons likes tweets from clueless apologists
Former Sixer and Waldo impersonator Ben Simmons has been busy on social media today, liking and retweeting posts apologizing to him for their comments about…
AEW Wrestler spits Ben Simmons, Amber Heard, and Lia Thomas bars at Liacouras Center, good lord
An AEW wrestler managed to fit Ben Simmons, Amber Heard, and Lia Thomas into a freestyle rap during a show at the Liacouras Center. I've…
Joel Embiid applies for French citizenship eyeing 2024 Olympics
While the Sixers prepared to get their asses kicked by the Miami Heat yesterday, Joel Embiid took his forced time off to apply for French…
Eagles fan shoots his shot with NFL Network reporter on Draft Day 3
One of the most recognizable Eagles fans has featured prominently in NFL Network's Draft coverage, mainly in the front row by the stage. So it…
Rockies coach eats 24 cheesesteaks in 4 days, sets new record
Colorado Rockies coach Mike Jasperson set a new Citizen's Bank Park record during his team's visit to Philadelphia. The Human Vacuum managed to consume 24…
Lane Johnson sounds off on stat nerds, Pro Football Focus
Eagles lineman and brick shit house Lane Johnson rarely minces words. When asked about receiving criticism from fans and outlets like Pro Football Focus on…
76ers fan buys full-page ad to bully Ben Simmons in Delco playbill
As the headline and featured image suggest, someone spent $50 on a full-page Ben Simmons attack ad. While I'm glad to see the citizenry getting…