Substitute teacher in Vermont did so much cocaine she mistook her 8th grade student for her dog
Shoutout to the great state of Vermont. Just when you think the state’s biggest scandal is someone using too much maple syrup, a substitute teacher…
WATCH: Billie Eilish assaulted by ‘fan’ and pulled into crowd as she walked on stage in Miami
Anyone else taking a break from the pain and misery of Philly sports and trying to broaden their content horizons? I sure am. While this…
Who would have thought that California gubernatorial hopeful Katie Porter was a total psychopath?
Who would have thought there was a whole world outside of Philadelphia? I just got done writing up a post on Billie Eilish getting assaulted…
David Ortiz butchers Yankees rookie Cam Schlittler’s name in brutal fashion
Yankees rookie pitcher Cam Schlittler absolutely tore up the Red Sox in the Wild Card. He's set to take the mount for Game 4 with…
Jerry Jones flips off Cowboys fans, catches hefty fine
Cowboys owner and certified goblin Jerry Jones is in hot water yet again. This time it's because he flipped off fans at MetLife Stadium from…
WATCH: No Effort Chris Jones completely gives up on game-deciding TD run by Trevor Lawrence
To any Chiefs fan who might be reading this — here’s some advice: the sooner you accept that the Chris Jones–led Kansas City Chiefs dynasty…
WATCH: Jonathan Gannon freaks out and punches Emari Demercado after bone-headed fumble
I haven't seen Jonathan Gannon with this much fire in his gut since he told a bunch of Eagles fans they were going to gut…
Mark Sanchez arrested for drunken knife fight in an alleyway, topping the Butt Fumble as his most embarrassing moment
Mark Sanchez just found a way to top the Butt Fumble, and it involves a knife fight in an Indianapolis alley. The man’s career was…
WATCH: Cardinals interception ends in a Titans TD in ridiculous sequence
This might be the stupidest football sequence I've ever seen. Titans quarterback Cam Ward tossed a brutal pick, but the hapless Cardinals found a way…
Crybaby Kyren Williams once again dances on his opponent, only to fumble the game away in the final minutes
The LA Rams are my new favorite team to hate on, specifically RB Kyren Williams. The guy who tried to dance on the champs a…