Hackers take control of robot vacuums across America, wreak havoc immediately
We bring you a terrifying story from the robot home appliance world. Hackers allegedly took over several robot vacuums across America and used them to…
Mississippi Monkeys: One shot dead by startled mother, one captured by authorities, and one is still on the loose
The Mississippi Monkeys story continues to captivate the American people and, consequently, has us here at TLL in a chokehold. This is now the fourth…
Penn Data Breach: Hackers send out brutal mass emails criticizing the school from official accounts
Penn students and alumni opened their emails to a shocking message from several official school accounts deriding the University. The message called the school a…
Kim Kardashian says the moon landing is fake, and I’m inclined to believe her
Soon-to-be lawyer Kim Kardashian is skeptical about the legitimacy of the moon landing. She's certainly not the first to express this sentiment, but she likely…
Weekend Rips: Sixers kick off NBA Cup, Eagles rest on the Sabbath, Flyers host back-to-back
It has been a wild week here at The Liberty Line. For starters, every Philly team that played last weekend won, making the City of…
Trump announces new plan to build nuclear submarine in Philadelphia
President Donald J. Trump has announced a new agreement with South Korea to produce a nuclear submarine in Philadelphia. This is an unprecedented move from…
Day 3: Nothing about the escaped monkeys in Mississippi makes sense anymore
Man, I honestly can’t believe that this is now Day 3 of the monkey conspiracy unfolding down in the great state of Mississippi. It's been a…
Eagles send receiver to Jets for much-needed cornerback depth
The Eagles have finally traded a wide receiver, albeit much further down the depth chart than AJ Brown. John Metchie is heading to the Jets…
Angelo’s Pizzeria set to open Florida location in 2026 and I don’t know how to feel about it
Philadelphia's famous Angelo's Pizzeria is looking to expand beyond the City of Brotherly Love. The legendary pizza and cheesesteak spot will open a location in…
Tulane, PETA, and the monkey cover-up story that rocked America
Last night was absolute chaos at TLL HQ. Shortly after I, Ryan Conway, Arbiter of Truth and Justice, published a post on an alleged diseased-ridden…